Sunday, November 2, 2014
Obesify Fort Collins...
For a town that has so many mediocre restaurants and franchise chains, you would think, no big deal, just another restaurant with crappy food.
Well I found myself in a traffic jam while trying to cross College at Harvard, at mid-day in the middle of the week, so I made the mistake of trying to turn up the frontage road along College to escape the traffic jam.
Bad idea. It turned out that the traffic jam was cars lined up and wrapped around the entire block and blocking the frontage road both ways, trying to get in what appears to be a drive-through window at Dunkin Donuts!!!
Excuse me, that's spelled "drive-thru". This is Amurrica.
Hell, you would think they were giving away an iPhone 6 with every dozen donuts, or that Black Friday was moved up by four weeks. Haven't you people ever seen a donut before?
Maybe this week I will be a little more active than last week. Right now I feel like I need about a year off...