Saturday, November 17, 2012
It's the Bacon, STUPID!
People are easily mesmerized by more interesting products these days. If the company had been wise, they would have made bacon-filled Twinkies.
Despite Hostess defenders' whining about how unions destroyed Hostess, I wonder how much they paid their CEO and other senior management, and what their business practices were like. I'm sure they didn't make any mistakes there...and is there something else the Wall Street Journal wants to tell us? Who do you want to believe?
How did they treat their employees? Did they produce a quality product that was valued by and benefitted the consumer? Looks like this will cost 18,500 jobs, that's a lot of people employed for the purpose of obesifying America.
I don't know much about Twinkies, but it seems to me they were a dying breed, like Tyrannosaurus Rex.
I never was a fan of Twinkies. In fact, I never even tasted a Twinkie until I was teenager and Hostess had come out with chocolate covered Twinkies, called Chocodiles. They were okay, not my favorite. I grew up as a kid on the east coast in the suburbs of Philadelphia and Tastycakes were the thing. They tasted a little better than sugar sweetened cardboard. They had a spongy, chewy consistency that ruined the whole effect for me.
The twinkies I tasted inside Chocodiles were a softer texture. I forgot about Chocodiles for the next 30 years until my friend Heidi, who doesn't even eat this stuff, sent me a recipe for Twinkie sushi.
I always thought using Chocodiles would have been a little more appealing in sushi. Without the chocolate, it's just plain disgusting.
Then some geniuses decided to be creative.
Twinkies lived just long enough to see the bacon craze...
I can think of a few other foods, brands, and chain restuarants I'd like to see follow the Twinkies dinosaur on the road to extinction. Almost everything in conventional grocery stores wrapped in brightly colored plastic could go, to begin with.
Buh-bye Twinkies, good riddance. Don't let the door hit you on the big fat ass when you leave the free market. I'm sure this isn't the last we'll see of Twinkies. Soon we'll be seeing a resurgence of fake Twinkies, possibly made in China.
On that note, I'm off to run another 20 miles this morning. It's a beautiful day. Maybe I'll stop by a convenience store and buy a case of Twinkies...before they're all gone. I'll keep it as a souvenir and see how many years it lasts. Or I could always sell it on e-Bay.
You never know, there might be some fool out there willing to pay big bucks for it. I could run Badwater again...